My Autobiography in this THREAD : I'm a Superstar. Not a "Secret Superstar"....but a "Real" Superstar. People call me "Mr Perfectionist". And that's what I am. "Perfectionist" in "Everything" I do including Talaqs &....Money Laundering. (1/17)
I am very humble in life & infact, so humble that "Sometimes" I start feeling scared to live in this country, especially ever since THAT Modi became PM. So with all Humbleness, let me say that I'm Not only a Superstar...but "International Superstar"!! Don't believe me? (2/17)
I can FREELY meet Turkish President Erdogan & his family ANYTIME when I wish. Can YOUR PM Modi do that? No!! Then am I not International Superstar? Okay. Forget this. Just tell me which is the Most Blockbuster movie in YOUR India (some Bharat as you say) in recent times? (3/17)
It was Babubali 2 by Rajamouli, Biggest Blockbuster ever made in YOUR India. But let me tell you that it made only ₹80 Crore in CHINA, while My बकवास Film "Secret Superstar" made nearly ₹1000 Crore in CHINA!! So who's International Superstar? Still don't believe me? (4/17)
Just look at this comparison: Movie India China Dangal 387 Cr 1370 Cr Secret Superstar 57 Cr 900 Cr And Bahubali 2 1429 Cr 80 Cr So why are MY Films such a Big Hit in CHINA? Let me explain OUR Business Model 5/17
It's a Simple Business Model, but Your IIM won't be able to teach that. I have a movie Production House. I make a movie & that is played in CHINA. Chinese counterpart who distributes the movie SHOWS Collection of ₹1000 crore THERE. Afterall,I am International Superstar! (6/17)
Out of SHOWN COLLECTION of ₹1000 Crore..₹250 Crore are sent to me in form of Royalty. Out of it,I keep my Commission of ₹50 crore & Donate rest to"SOME" NGOs. Which are these NGOs? Come on. Ofcourse those who work for China & it's Sleeper Cells. What do these NGOs do? 7/17
These NGOs transfer this money to CHINA's moles in "YOUR" India. In them, "We" have Communists, Fake Environmentalists like Medha Patkar, Politicians, Media (NDTV is OUR Darling), MiLords. They all do their "Job" perfectly as they are paid too well. Which Job? अब लो! 8/17
Don't you remember how All of them came together & stoped Sterlite Copper, YOUR India’s biggest Copper Manufacturing Plant! India became "Net Importer" of Copper from status of "Net Exporter". And you know from where YOUR India import Copper NOW? From MY Master... CHINA!! 9/17
I still can't stop laughing how Our "Comrades" started Vi0£ence over Non-availability of इडली in Factory Canteen & GOT entire plant shut FOREVER at Kolar (Karnataka). It was set up by APPLE to manufacture Cellphones in YOUR India by shifting Prodñ from MY CHINA. मस्त ना? 10/17
What? Does China spend it's own money when they transfer funds to people like ME to route to It's Moles? पगला गए हो का? It's"YOUR" India's Own Money which"MY"China uses to Screw You Indians, Your Economy & Your Developmental Projects like Bullet Train or Mumbai Metro etc. 11/17
How? It's very simple. 1. China stole all the IP from US Cos. 2. Added their cheap manufacturing capabilities Including Labour. 3. Created Big Mobile companies like Xiaomi, Vivo, Oppo etc which captured "YOUR" Indian market by offering Big specs in Cheap mobiles. 12/17
Now take example of Vivo!! China set up Numerous Shell Companies in YOUR India. Vivo made ₹1.25 Lakh Crore by selling mobiles in YOUR India & Paid 50% of that (₹62000 Crore) to these shell companies as Expenses and showed huge losses & thus Evaded taxes in YOUR India. 13/17
That ₹62000 Crores went to China of which they sent back ₹250 Crore "ME" as 'profits' of MY movies! Now you know why I was Vivo Ambassador! And what do I do with that? I have already explained it. And yes!! I forgot to say one thing. I don't transfer money only to NGOs. 14/17
I also donate some funds (ofcourse, after my commission) to Our "Comrade" Portals like "The_Wire" who peddle lies to misguide people & to incite Vi0£ence against YOUR Modi Govt. After all, it's "HE" because of whom "International Superstar" like "ME" is feeling scared. 15/17
I'm feeling so happy that My New Film is releasing in YOUR India!! Some Idiots are running campaign to BOYCOTT My Film! How Stupid! "WE" can still SHOW ₹2000 Crore in China, even if it's Complete Flop in YOUR India! I will STILL get 25% to SHOW as Royalty! And Then.. 16/17
WE"ll Refuel OUR Agenda!! We will again Stop All Developmental Work in YOUR India,Spread more Civil Unrest,Sponsor more Protests... Because I AM FEELING SCARED UNDER MODI!! I am No More "Secret" Superstar. I am Exposed & THAT makes me More Dangerous. आप सभी को लाल सलाम। 17/17
